Regardless if Robin Williams said it – It’s a GREAT Plan

You gotta love Robin Williams…
Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)

“I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.”

1) “The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those “good ole boys”, we will never “interfere” again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ”

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Democrat Corruption Thickens with Accusations against Senator Feinstein

Eagle Bridge, NY — May 15, 2007 — Senator Diane Feinstein served as the ranking Democrat on the Senate Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, and Related Agencies sub-committee from 2001 to 2005. During that time, Feinstein directed more than $1.5 billion in federal contracts to two companies controlled by her husband. She resigned the position in 2005, after her husband sold his stake in the companies. The couple’s current net worth is estimated at between $45 and $100 million.

According to Metro Newspapers, Sen. Feinstein’s top legal advisor Michael Klein has admitted to informing the Senator as to which federal projects her husband’s companies had an interest. Mr. Klein is also Feinstein’s husband’s business partner. One of the companies in question saw its federal revenues rise from $44 million in 2000, before Feinstein joined the sub-committee, to $331 million by 2004. By 2006, after Feinstein had left the sub-committee, federal revenues for the company had declined to $152 million.

Bill Zachary, W Ketchup’s chairman, commented: “We’re still waiting for the Democrats to make good on their promise that this would be the most ethical Congress in history. But instead of an investigation, Feinstein received a position on the Senate Rules Committee, which is responsible for making sure Senators behave ethically.”

Although the mainstream media has ignored this story, Judicial Watch, a non-profit law firm dedicated to fighting government corruption, has opened an investigation.

W Ketchup’s CEO Dan Oliver noted: “The lobbying reform promised by Big Tuna Pelosi has stalled, a mere four months after the Democrats re-tasted the money and influence that power provides. While the country is better off having the Democrats on the golf course and away from Washington, we still believe that members of Congress who commit felonies should be in jail.”

HARSH YOU SAY??

Why, Why, Why,

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with h is chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch some thing that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE……

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.