(from America’s Right)
- Renounce global warming activism and liberal ways after realizing, sitting in the dark, that they don’t want humanity to go back to cave-dwelling after all.
- Continue to not shower.
- Wipe their ass with the United States Constitution. (Actually, that’s more of an everyday activity.)
- Explain to mom why, dammit, the lights have to stay off in the basement for an hour, not just a few minutes.
- Sneak a hamburger while hairy vegan boyfriend/girlfriend/guru won’t notice.
- Wondering how they’ll know when Earth Hour is over, as it’s too dark to see the minute hands on their Mickey Mouse watch.
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Tags: dead trees, earth, earth dat, enviroment, global, glogal warming, hippies, lights, lights out
