Conservatives & Liberals – some differences

If conservatives don’t like guns, they don’t own one.

If liberals don’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, they think about how to defeat the enemy.

If a liberal sees a foreign threat, they wonder how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly live their life.

If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a Black or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

If a Black or Hispanic is liberal, they see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.

If a liberal is down-and-out, they wonder who is going to take care of them.

If conservatives don’t like a talk show host, they switch channels.

If liberals don’t like a talk show host, they demand they be shut silenced.

If a conservative is a non-believer, they don’t go to church.

If a liberal is a non-believer, they want all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides they need health care, they go about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a liberal decides they need health care, they demand that their neighbors pay for it.