REALIZATION!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her.  She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.  She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.  She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.  If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.  She receives these accommodations absolutely free.  She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,  Holy &#!* my dog is a democrat!

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This was written by Sherry Hackett, Buddy Hackett’s widow……..

 

“WE NOTICED”

President Obama:

Today I read of your administration ‘ s plan to re-define September 11 th as a National Service Day.

Sir, it’s time we had a talk………

During your campaign, Americans watched as you made mockery of our tradition of standing and crossing your heart when the Pledge of Allegiance was spoken.   You, out of four people on the stage, were the only one not honoring our tradition.

YES, “We noticed.”

During one of your many speeches, Americans heard you say you intended to visit all 57 states.

We all know that Islam, not America , has 57 states.

YES, “We noticed.”

When President Bush leaned over at Ground Zero and gently placed a flower on the memorial, while you nonchalantly tossed your flower onto the pile without leaning over.

YES, “We noticed.”

Every time you apologized to other countries for America ’s position on an issue we have wondered why you don’t share our pride in this great country.   When you have heard foreign leaders berate our country and our beliefs, you have not defended us .   In fact, you insulted the British Crown beyond belief.

YES, “We noticed.”

When your pastor of 20 years, “God-damned America , ” and said that 9/11 was ” America ’s chickens coming home to roost , “ and you denied having heard recriminations of that nature, we wondered how that could be.   You later disassociated yourself  from that church and Pastor Wright because it was politically expedient to do so.  (Since the inauguration, Jeremiah Wright has been your guest at the White House at least six times.)

YES, “We noticed.”

When you announced that you would transform America , we wondered why.  With all her faults, America is the greatest country on earth.   Sir, KEEP THIS IN MIND, “if not for America and the people who built her, you wouldn’t be sitting in the White House now.”   Prior to your election to the highest office in this Country, you were a senator from Illinois and from what we can glean from the records available, not a very remarkable one.

YES, “We noticed.”

All through your campaign and even now, you have surrounded yourself with individuals who are basically unqualified for the positions for which you appointed them.   Worse than that, the majority of them are people who, like you, bear no special allegiance, respect, or affection for this country and her traditions

YES, “We noticed.”

You are 9 months into your term and every morning millions of Americans wake up to a new horror heaped on us by you.  You seek to saddle working Americans with a health care / insurance ”reform” package that, along with cap and trade, will bankrupt this nation.

YES, “We noticed.”

We seek, by protesting, to let our representatives know that we are not in favor of these crippling expenditures and we are labeled “un-American”, “racist”, “mob . ”   We wonder how we are supposed to let you know how frustrated we are.   You have attempted to make our protests seem isolated and insignificant.   Until your inauguration, Americans always had the right to speak out.

YES, “We noticed.”

On September 11, 2001 there were no Republicans or Democrats, only Americans.   And we all grieved together and helped each other in whatever way we could.   The attack on 9/11 was carried out because we are Americans.

And YES, “We noticed.”

There were many of us who prayed that as a black president you could help unite this nation.  In six months you have done more to destroy this nation than the attack on 9/11.   You have failed us.

YES, “We noticed.”

September 11 th is a day of remembrance for all Americans.   You propose to make 9/11 a “National Service Day . ”  While we know that you don’t share our reverence for 9/11, we pray that history will report your proposal as what it is … a disgrace.

YES, “We noticed.”

You have made a mockery of our Constitution and the office that you hold.   You have embarrassed and slighted us in foreign visits and policy.

YES, “We noticed.”

We have noticed all these things.   We will deal with you.   When Americans come together again, it will be to remove you from office.

Take notice.

So you’re a senior citizen and the OBAMA government health plan says there will be no health care for you,

What do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison

where you will get 3 meals a day,

a roof over your head,

and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem.

Need glasses, great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care.  Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

THE ULTIMATE DETERMINANT IN THE STRUGGLE GOING ON FOR THE WORLD
WILL NOT BE BOMBS AND ROCKETS BUT A TEST OF WILLS AND IDEAS — A TRIAL OF SPIRITUAL RESOLVE:

THE VALUES WE HOLD,
THE BELIEFS WE CHERISH,
AND THE IDEALS TO WHICH WE ARE DEDICATED.

RONALD REAGAN
(1911 – 2004)

If conservatives don’t like guns, they don’t own one.

If liberals don’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, they think about how to defeat the enemy.

If a liberal sees a foreign threat, they wonder how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly live their life.

If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a Black or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

If a Black or Hispanic is liberal, they see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.

If a liberal is down-and-out, they wonder who is going to take care of them.

If conservatives don’t like a talk show host, they switch channels.

If liberals don’t like a talk show host, they demand they be shut silenced.

If a conservative is a non-believer, they don’t go to church.

If a liberal is a non-believer, they want all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides they need health care, they go about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a liberal decides they need health care, they demand that their neighbors pay for it.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR……

IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOUR CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME…..

IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR PAY IT OFF, THEN DEPORTED………

IF YOU GO INTO ENGLAND ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY JAILED AND DEPORTED……..

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY…..

BUT,  IF YOU CROSS THE U.S… BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1.   A DRIVERS LICENSE
2.   A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
3.   WELFARE
4.   FOOD STAMPS AND
5.   FREE HEALTH CARE?

I  guess I still don’t understand…maybe we need to VOTE OUR LAWMAKERS OUT.

Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift’s speech.

Kanye West stirred quite a controversy when he interrupted Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Now, an ABC spokesperson explains to POLITICO what happened:

“In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.”

The White House had no immediate comment.

— Josh Gerstein contributed to this report

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE  BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER

IN A  RENTED HOME.

BUT  I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

Thankfully, U.N. chief Ban Ki-moon condemned Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for his tirade against Israel. Ban says the Iranian leader used his speech “to accuse, divide and even incite,” directly opposing the aim of the conference on racism.

I sure do wish Ahmadinejad would be condemned in the involvement of seizing the U.S. embassy in Tehran back in 1979.